those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again